Why I'm still single.

So I was telling a friend about last night and I told her that when I got home last night I sent T a text saying "ur a jerk. so awkward!" about how they planned for me to be alone with big kid. and T texted back today saying "sorry i thought you two hit if off on the dance floor" and I wrote back "are you serious?" Here I am thinking I'm being funny, right?

So my friend was like ehhhh, that might have been a bitchy thing to say. I didn't get it. Hello? Sometimes I am so stupid. Obviously T is friends or at least friendly with this guy and maybe he doesn't see him as completely repelling or not my type, maybe he thinks he's just a good guy and maybe he really did think we hit it off and all he was doing was helping out a friend. Then I go and say are you serious? and pretty much insult T's friend to T's face. My friend was like "what if someone said that about your friend? You'd think it was rude, right?" Right. I apparently do not know how to talk to men. This is probably why I'm still single.